Thursday, July 9, 2020

Contents of Stickiness!

Welcome to my sims blog!

I'm Shannon/Shan. I'm currently playing Sims 4, Stardew Valley and Minecraft. 

You're likely to find a challenge that gets abandoned because my ADHD self cannot keep track of life as it is, but hey, hobbies are fun. I also knit, crochet, and sew so I might use this for minor life updates as well. I have two cats and a spouse who puts up with my shannonagins. 

I make and sell chocolate and fudge by day, torture sims by night. It's not much, but it's a living. Somehow. 

Get comfy, grab snacks and a drink, kick back and relax. Enjoy the show!

Friday, February 26, 2016

Happy Trails: If I Die Young

If I die young, bury me in satin
Lay me down on a bed of roses
Sink me in a river at dawn
Send me away with the words of a love song

If I Die Young by the Bandy Perry

Welcome back to the only Trailer Park Challenge that actually has more spawn running around than the Duggars do! Yeah, it's a rather sad song for our chapter opener this time, I promise to try to get happier songs in the future. What happened last time? Well:
  • George is an asshole
  • I lost track of which kid is which (there are like 20 of them!)
  • Bella decided the yard needed a fountain
  • George is an asshole
  • The repo man is an asshole
  • He steals poor kids beds
  • Headmaster Tartarsauce is a perv.
  • The roaches are out for blood. 
"Waaahhhh"
"Ma, did you forget to pay the water bill again?"
 
"We have the long haired one surrounded!"
"Uh...Ma, brother, somebody a little help please?"
"Attack!!!"
"Ahhhhh!"
Yup, just another day here in the trailer park.


With his moms being preggers again, Earl has taken a slight break from fishing to do baby duty.
The youngest are enjoying the continuously expanding indoor splash pool.

"Ugh..What stinks around here?"
You George, you stink.

So that lovely fresh new baby smell finally overtook the rotting trash heaps and our local alpha wolf decided to come check it out.
 
"Umm animal control, this is Officer P. Eta. Can I get an address confirmation for this drop off please?"
"Officer P. Eta, this is Animal Control. Address is 1 Road to Nowhere. Just outside Strangetown city limits."
"Animal Control, this is Officer P. Eta. Do we really feel comfortable doing a drop at a nuclear waste dump site? I mean, there are green clouds covering this whole area."
"Officer P. Eta, this is Animal Control. We really don't have much of a choice. Gotta clear some space with all the werewolf cases we've been getting in recently. Damn alphas have been covering the town for the last 8 months straight. Never seen anything like it before."
 
Everybody meet Billy Bob!
Billy Bob is our trailer parks first hunting dog.
Billy Bob is an independent genius who is very finicky
"Woof!"
 
The family also adopted an adorable little girl named Billie Jean. 
They look the same, so I'm gonna guess I forgot a picture of her.


"Animal Control, this is Officer P. Eta."
"Officer P. Eta, this is Animal Control. Go Ahead."
"Animal Control, are you sure we want to really do this drop off? There are roaches all over the place, and more children than I can count. One of them is triumphantly calling another a real stinking asshole. I don't think this is the right place for these dogs."
"Officer P. Eta, this is Animal Control. Please, just drop off the dogs, we could really use your help down here at the station. Situation is getting dire."
"Animal Control, please just listen to me."
"AAAAAAHHHHH"
"Animal Control, do you copy?"
"...."
"Animal Control?! Shit."

Oh dear Officer P. Eta, it looks like they really do need you down at animal control. Don't worry, the babies will be just fine.

I'm guessing that Alpha just isn't a fan of homework. I'm sure the kids agree with him.

Ah yes, nothing like passing out half naked in your front yard while an officer of the law questions your parenting abilities.

"Ya know, if you keep jumping like that, they are gonna take us away."
"Ha, the govment is jus a figment of your imagination."
You'd think CPS would be more concerned about the giant green clouds hovering over the property than with a bit of jumping...or starving kids.

"Ughhh...why don't we have more toilets?"
Cause water hook ups are expensive and you've only gone to work once in a year and a half!!

"Scrub a dub dub. Can't call me a smelly butthole cause I'm all squeaky clean. In fact, I think I'm gonna be so clean, I'm gonna hog the bathroom all night."
George is staying true to form.

Parenting 101: It's important that toddlers get plenty of fresh air, so help them out by letting them pass out on the back porch in the frigid desert temps.

"Who's a cute little hunting puppy?"
"Woof?"
"That's right, you are!"
"Woof!" *wags tail happily
"Who's gonna help me get rid of all these leaches and take over the trailer?"
"Woof?"
"That's right, you are! You're gonna be the best attack dog ever."

Back inside the trailer, George gets a taste of his own medicine.

We also get some puppy-toddler bonding.
"Woof!"
"Woof woof!" 
"Woooooof!"
*giggles*

"Sergent, this is Private McCormick reporting."
"Go on Private."
"The big ones have acquired two new puppies. They have established food bowls for them on the outside perimeter of their fortress. There are also soft, fluffy beds. Perfect new hiding and ambushing spots."
"Excellent. We will start fortifying our troops around these positions."
"Sir, Yes Sir!"

"Are you ready for the first, and probably only, bath of your life?"
"Goo Goo"
"Yeah, well suck it up kid, somebody's gotta fight the hygiene problem around here."

I'm afraid my dear Bobbi Jo, that's probably a losing battle.

"Why does this never get easier?!"
Ewwww....SimShan decides to give birth on top of somebody's homework. Maybe this kid will have the potential for a knowledge roll one day?

I wonder what he could be reacting to?

"There are more of them?! This is the third I've had to step over to get to the fridge!"
Yup, 3 more babies got added to the house. Not sure what these kids names are.

"Pssssst...Troubled child, come here."
"Die Roaches, Die!!!"
"Do not stomp us, oh troubled one. We bring gifts! And opportunities!"
"Opportunities you say?"
"Yes, stop stomping and we can tell you."
"I'm listening."

I wonder who could be behind this one...
 
 George, you asshole.

This is why nobody likes you.

"zzz...matchmaker...zzzz....hotttt....zzzz...maybe...zzz...one...zzzz...day...zzzz"
Why is it always the family sims?

The puppies don't like sharing their beds with roaches, just yet.

"Oh look, I have hands."
"snicker"
"Say it to my face Reba!!"

Ahhh, gotta love birthdays in the trailer park. Can't afford a cake, so all the kids have to do it the hard way.

"Ummm...Shooflee! I can't get to the keg!!"
You're ten, you don't need one.
"Mama says a drink a keg keeps The Doctor away."
Your mama needs an intervention.

"Who's my cute little flour baby?"
"....."
"You are! Yes you are!"
Ummm...are you ok Shan?

I don't think that's a real baby.
"Yes it is. It's one of my babies. I just had him like 20 minutes ago."
Those ones are on the floor. Right in front of you.
"You're seeing things. Those are roaches."

Alright guys, it's official. SimShan lost it.
What, I don't know cause her marbles disappeared back in chapter 1.

"They're planning something, I just know it!!!! Why won't they listen to me?! Don't they know their lives are in danger? What about Danica?! Why does nobody think about Danica?!!!!"
Bella's lost it too.

"Whee!"
Earl's taken a break from stocking the fridge to live a little.

"Wheeee! The teetering and tottering makes this so much more fun!"
Careful kid! From the looks of it, Earl might wanna get back to fishing.

"George, why must you be so cruel?"
"Muahahahahaha!"

George continues to start shit.

Bedtime comes to the trailer park once again for the youngins.
Have we even seen this little one inside the house even once this chapter?

"Mom, gross. You clogged the toilet again."
"This better be the flu."
Haha...nope.

"World spinning...growing dark."
"Waaaah"
"I don't understand...what's...happening...to...me..."
*cough, choke*
"what...was...in...that...muffin...?"


Grimmers: *shakes head* "Roach poisoned muffins. Awful. Just awful"
The roaches were behind it? She knew it all along.
"They weren't alone tho. They needed help."


"Yeah...Roach poison...I'm sure. Mimmicks starvation. She had just cooked dinner. Mother of 19...or some number like that."
Is it cool if SimShan fights for her life?
"I gotta get the body back to headquarters so we can do an investigation. We need to get some headway into figuring out who did this."

Even in death, Bella's enemies do not let her rest.

Let's just say SimShan didn't take Bella's passing well. 
Not well at all.

And this is where I'm going to end this chapter. 
It's taken me like six months to actually sit down and write this chapter, just because losing Bella like that hit my heart in such a place that I couldn't go any further.

But we must avenge her death and continue the struggle against the roach army!! 

Next time on Happy Trails:
Who killed Bella Goth?
Will George ever stop being an asshole?
How will Shan handle being a single mom to 20 + kids without an income?
What about Danica?!

The point breakdown:
+1  for every wedding party in the main house
 +2  for every heir that marries while they or their spouse are showing a baby bump
 +2  for each legitimate pregnancy (x13)
+10  for every 6 x 20 trailer on the lot
Point total: 39

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Happy Trails: Country Boy Can Survive

I live back in the woods, you see
A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr

Welcome back to Happy Trails dear friends, the Trailer Park Challenge where the only thing outnumbering the kids is the amount of roaches. Sounds like fun, right?

There are perils to the trailer park life. You moms can leave you on the living room floor between a pee puddle, trash pile and a unit of roach infantry. Which baby is this? I have no idea. I've lost count.

At least the toddlers are going to have dancing skills should any of them roll knowledge.

I wonder what the other kids are up to.

"Yo Ho Yo Ho it's a pirates Life for me!!!"
"Uh...Reba."
"Yeah Toby?"
"You migh wanna clear out."
"Oh god Toby, ya know Mama said tha shit ditch wasn't for shittin!"
"Well..."

 "This one was the only one free an I really needed to go."

"Ick, it stinks in here."
"Uh...Ma, I think something's wrong."
"My chest hurts."
Ya don't say? 

"Commander!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"Commander!"
*screams of roaches as they burn*
"Commander, lets get you to safety."
" *cough* Private Johnson? Is that you, Private?"
"Yes Sir, I'm here sir."
"Come close Private."
"Shhh...speak soft sir, conserve your breath sir. You need your strength."
"Listen to me Private. Leave me, leave me to face the fire."
"I can't do that sir! You're going to live sir!"
"No, you will live. I...Must...meet the ............ fire."
"Commander? Commander?! Commander!"
"Johnson? Johnson, come on man, he's gone. Save yourself man, come on."

So, apparently this random townie chick knows how to use a spray can while nobody else does.
"It was under the sink."
Why are you here?
"I don't know...I came here on the school bus."

"Did I do that?"
Notice the big ol belly? Yup.

Oh look! The kids grew up!

While Bobbi Jo cries about the roach infestation, Earl has stuffed himself on grilled cheese and is rethinking his life choices, Toby and Shan are painting, George and one of his brothers start a rousing game of cops and robbers. George is the one in the bathrobe, and the only reason I know that is because George, well, George has a fatal flaw.

George is an asshole.

The only reason it stopped was due to Reba showing off the new dance moves she learned at school, the smustle!







The kids caught on quick.

I wouldn't do that if I were you...

"Wheeeeee!"

"Oh Gross!"

Still heart farting.

"Nooo, George might see my song book."

Oh look it's baby time!
This time it's:
Willie
Blake
Taylor 
Miranda

Oh look! It's Bobbi Jo and Earl's birthday!
First up is Bobbi Jo.

And then Mr. Earl.

Bobbi Jo rolled Romance and her LTW is to woohoo with 20 different sims.
Earl rolled Grilled Cheese and his LTW is to eat 200 grilled cheese sandwiches.

I'm using random number generator online to roll aspirations. They both grew up in the red, which def made making Earl's aspiration change so much easier!

"A home visit?"
"wah wah wah wah waawawha"
"Um...yeah...I guess that's cool. We can do that."

What is this about?
*giant crash in background*

"Oh! I have to go! Tomorrow at 5pm? Yeah, we can do that."

*sigh*

These kids.










Each of these is a different fight. The common connection?

George.
George is an asshole.

Bella races off to her dead end vacation from the kids.

Just in time for this asshat to show up. Hey remember those bills behind Bella a few chapters back? Apparently we forgot to pay those.

Him and his Reverse O Nerf gun need to die...


Stealing poor kids bookcases and beds like that.

Thankfully Asshat left before Headmaster Tartar Sauce showed up.
Yup, we called the headmaster.

"Thank you for coming sir!"
"You're pregnant...and naked. Outside a trailer off a dirt road."
"Here, we believe that education is important to have nothing dragging a child down, and if the kids were to fall in the pond with clothes on, they might drown."
Whut...?
"Why don't you just show me around the house?"


This should be interesting...

Cause this is what the Headmaster of Strangetown Preparatory Acadamy of Young Minds wants to see when he comes for a home visit.

 Some flirting and chatting and joking later, our shmooze score is looking pretty decent.


Some beautiful sparkling bass later, our food score is looking pretty good too!

"While your family might not be one of our, traditional, families; one cannot deny there is a certain, attraction. Congrats, your kids are in."
"Thank you soo much, Headmaster Tartar Sauce. You should call me if you have any....troubles you need my help with."
"Of course my dear."

So somehow, despite giant piles of trash, roaches and green clouds of stink everywhere, as well as kids fighting left and right, the kids made it in. 

I wonder if they're having fun yet.

Poor Shan, she's beat.

She made it to bed, but not before not making it to the toilet.
Poor Reba, she's so worried about the nonexistent health and sanity of her poor, Duggar obsessed mother.

We should let her sleep.

"We have toppled the giant metal can Sergent Johnson."
"Good work soldiers. Good work."
"Any more orders Sir?"
"Rest easy tonight kids, we haven't even gotten started."

Thank you guys for making it thru the end of year 1 of Happy Trails!! Tune in next time for:
Well, lots of stuff I guess. I haven't played that far yet!

 
The point breakdown:
+1  for every wedding party in the main house
 +2  for every heir that marries while they or their spouse are showing a baby bump
 +2  for each legitimate pregnancy (x12)
+10  for every 6 x 20 trailer on the lot
Point total: 37

Now, normally, I don't count the pregnancy until the baby is born, but since Shan is obviously preggers again, I'm counting it for this year. Till next time lovelies!!